A king is eating lunch in his courtyard when the jester enters the room. As the king starts eating a drumstick, the jester asks, "Sir, would you that I, the king's jester, entertain you?"
"Whdu yeis, theate wouuiekl bes goddig!" replied the king.
"I am sorry your heiness, I could not make out your reply. It would seem that you were eating a heavenly drumstick whilst speaking" said the jester.
"In sodru, plseas begine" replied the king.
"One more time sir?" asked the jester.
The king swallowed and said, "I am sorry jester, that would be nice. Please begin."
So, a million Polish guys walk into a bar.
And the bartender says "some of you are probably going to have to leave."
So this dude tells his coworkers some news.
"My wife and I are going to have a baby!"
The boss looks up and says: "That's ridiculous. Only women can birth."
The dude's like: "No, I didn't mean I'd actually be giving birth. I just meant that we will both have a child, even though she is the one carrying it."
The boss says: "I'm having an affair with your wife right now. And you're fired."
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