So uh, I just saw a photo of my sister Elizabeth kissing a boy.
Which is fine. In fact, it's better than fine. It's awesome. I'm glad to see that there is a teenage boy out there who gets how rad she is. What is NOT awesome is that I think my baby sister has a hotter love life than I do right now. Really the only thing I can hold over this sister's head anymore is that I can drive and I only have 11 more months to rub that one in. She's officially a girl who kisses boys and she's doing better than the sister twice her age.
I'm now taking applicants who can help me redeem myself.
... ugh nevermind, your invitation is just too easy. You realize you have set yourself up for ridicule, eh?
ReplyDeletei know. i make it easy for you guys...
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure it's alot easier to have a boyfriend if you can stay in one city for more than two or three days at a time.
ReplyDeleteOops, I left off part of my comment.
ReplyDeleteIt was supposed to say, "So, all you gotta do to get back in your game is get a boyfriend in every city in the country. That'll show your sister who's boss."
It's not much but it's all I got.
i think that's a PERFECT idea aporitic...i'm going to start in New York tomorrow...
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