Sunday, September 25, 2016

Almond Counting

I belong to an online forum designed to support professional and educational achievement for LDS women. It’s full of both married and single women who don’t fit the traditional mold for my culture and has become for me a nice place to discuss issues that are rarely broached on Sunday. As an older, single, Obama loving, gay marriage supporting, unapologetic feminist, I don’t always feel like I fit in my church and this forum has connected me to other women who are also trying to figure out their place.

So it was with a bit of disappointment that I followed one particular thread that caught fire there this week.  A woman posted that her, by all accounts pretty amazing, 28-year-old daughter was beginning to despair that she would ever meet a nice LDS boy and get married and start a family. I expected support that 28 was young to worry about such a thing and that there are a multitude of ways to have a fulfilling life and instead, it devolved into tales of how horrifyingly late in life these ladies finally got married and got to leave the nightmare of single life and don’t worry, someone is out there for you girl, keep your chin up while you slog through your poor, poor sad lonely life until you find someone. Maybe it wasn’t that extreme.  However, married woman after married woman told her anecdote about how she or someone she knew had “not married until (insert an age where you can hardly believe someone was willing to take on the old crone)”. Their loud voices managed to drown out the single women here and there who were trying to say, “hey actually it might not happen and here’s how to have a good life no matter what” or “you know, let’s not tell this girl to move to another state to find a better dating pool because everywhere and nowhere is an ideal place to date”. I worried that maybe the forum’s usual encouragement of everyone having their own path and no one’s worth being contingent on their marital status was all lip service to cover a deep, abiding need for a prince to come along and save us.

I don’t believe it was intentional, or that any of those women realized that what they were  making being single sound a form of torture, but I’m turning 40 in three weeks and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about what sort of advice would have been legitimately helpful from someone actually in the trenches of singledom when I was her age. So here we go, my old spinster advice to a 28-year-old single gal.

“So. I hear you are beginning to worry that the relation-ship has sailed for you and that you will be spending the rest of your life alone. First of all, may I say 28, that I have so much empathy for how you feel right now. But I feel equal parts like rolling my eyes right out of my head. I know that as an LDS woman, you have been watching your friends get married for ten years, but man, 28. It’s early to start thinking it’s already over.  

But this isn’t about age, and it’s not about dating. It’s about a promise to you, that your life will be infinitely better if you take the time right now to learn that your fundamental self does not change with your relationship status.

A couple of weeks ago I was listening to a podcast by a woman who has spent her whole life struggling with her weight. She talked about how she had always been heavy, but because it’s shameful to be fat, she spent her time interacting with thin people by always assuring them that she was definitely doing all she could to lose weight and be “one of them”. And then one day, she decided that being thin wasn’t going to change the fact that she was a smart, fun, interesting person and she didn’t want to waste her life counting almonds. So she told her friends, “guess what guys? I’m fat. And I’m ok with it, so let’s stop talking about it eh?”.

Don’t spend your life counting the dating almonds. Don’t relate to the married people around you by stressing how hard you are working to escape being a single person. Don’t position your value to yourself or any of the people in your life on a relationship status scale. You will have all manner of well-meaning friends and family assuring you that it’s going to happen for you, that they just know you will get married. The truth, my young awesome friend, it that you might. But it might be a few years, it might be a lot of years, and it really might be not at all. If you waste those years wallowing in worry and fear, I can promise you from a place of authority that you will regret every second you lost to being sad about something that is essentially out of your control. I have willed and worked myself into nearly every dream on my teenage checklist so I assure you that if a family was a thing you could earn, you would not know dozens of incredible men and women who have achieved success in every other aspect of their lives who are alone. You can go to every singles ward and be on every app and accept every set up, and it doesn’t mean you’ll find a partner. I approached a lot of experiences in my twenties and early thirties with the anticipation that maybe this is where I would meet “him”. I regret the opportunities that I allowed to be dampened by the disappointment of not being romantically fruitful.  So you can decide right now if you want to savor all the advantages of this season of your life or if you want to spend the next unknown amount of years always feeling like a little bit of a failure.   

I want you to do a little exercise for me. I want you to think about all the people you know who are married and ask yourself if any of them became fundamentally different people when they found a mate. Do you know a bunch of people who were lame but then they got married and became kind and good and interesting? No, you do not. Because getting married does not alter the core of a person. Are there unique lessons that only marriage can teach you that will make you grow in certain ways? Definitely. Can the same be said for being single? Absolutely.  Who you are, and what you can contribute to the world is unaffected by your marital status. There are douchey married guys, and mean and gossipy married ladies, and loads and loads of weirdos who manage to get hitched. Just like there are rad single people who are weary of hearing “gosh, you are a catch, why are you single?”. 

I turn 40 in about three weeks. I’m on the tail end of getting over a breakup so I am square one single right now. I have had an unreal, fulfilling, meaningful life so far. I used to feel like I needed to downplay how fortunate I’ve been so it didn’t seem like I was enjoying being single too much. When a friend would say something about all the interesting things I was doing I would always be sure to say, “oh but I would trade it all for a family!”. Here’s the truth. No I wouldn’t. I haven’t been stuck in a back-up version of my life, this isn’t some “plan B” I’ve had to endure because I am not part of a couple. I am so fucking proud of the person I have become and I’m here as a result of the twists and turns of a life that I know is exactly the right one for me. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I might be different in some ways had I married, but I wouldn’t actually be a better or more worthwhile human.  


So here’s the net of my advice. Tell your friends, and your family, “guess what guys? I’m single. And I’m ok with it, so let’s stop talking about it eh?”. And then go live your life. Do things, try things, fail at things, succeed at things. Say yes more often than you say no. And when you turn 30, or 35 or 40 or 80, you will be the very best and most fulfilled version of yourself no matter who does or doesn’t fall in love with you.

17 comments:

Señora H-B said...

Oh man, this is such a fabulous post. I find that your attitude applies beautifully to any situation that isn't 'normal'. Honestly, I am really happy as a professional childless person. If kids had happened, cool. They're not happening and I really, honestly wouldn't trade my current life for one filled with babies and child rearing. I have freedoms and flexibility and the chance to pursue career goals and service opportunities that simply wouldn't be possible with kiddos. And I'm also really fucking proud of what I have done and the life that I have built.

Kelly said...

Love this! I was actually thinking about what the Señora said above - the whole kid thing. A year ago, Jason and i figured we probably weren't going to get the kids we figured were a given, so we started talking about what life looks like without them. I did get pregnant soon after, but we spent a few months not really believing it because of prior losses, and also kind of feeling a little sad that we weren't going to be able to do the things we talked about. Now that baby is here, he's amazing, but we didn't a lot of the pregnancy feeling keyword because we actually liked our childless life, even though we weren't supposed to.

The kid thing was one of a long line of things that didn't work out like I had planned. While I wasn't getting married, I went to school and started a career. While I wasn't having babies, I got some professional cred and had the opportunity to travel a bunch. I've also become much less Type A and can roll with the punches a lot better than I used to, which I think/hope will help me be a good, less-neurotic mom. There's so much awesome to be had in life, even if it doesn't look like the tidy little package we had envisioned for ourselves. It's probably better that way!

f*bomb. said...

I'm one of many trying to wrap our minds around how to make a Plan B into a new Plan A- and it's virtually impossible. It wasn't until re-framing the question into, "what is it that is fulfilling about the goal?" where I understood that the importance of mentorship, guidence, living up and standing out as a strong, intelligent, adventurous, capable woman would be valuable to the next generation if I only put more time energy into reaching out to them (instead of just giving birth to them). But thinking of what I found so fulfilling about marriage and family and re-framing into what is behind that goal has really been helping me to both accept where I am now, and not feel like I'm trying to make a Plan B into Plan A. I'm just living my Plan A and God bless the lucky bastard who catches up with me.

Elizabeth Bryant said...

One year ago, I was teaching the Laurels and lesson after lesson was geared towards the "eternal goal". Sure, they've changed the lessons a bit from when I was in YW to say "women have great spiritual power that will help you achieve Heavenly Father's plan for you" (meaning marriage and family). However, I couldn't morally teach these lessons (cognitive dissonance and all). I knew that several of these girls would never marry, or be gay, or struggle with infertility or not WANT children - thereby not fitting into the mold that Mormons call "the Plan". I knew that if I taught these lessons that I would be hurting these girls that I had grown to love and respect. Maybe not today but in 10 years when they feel like outcasts or like their bodies have failed them or that they're broken. I just don't believe that getting married and having children is the ONLY way to be happy. It was the last straw for me and I couldn't do it anymore. I'm happy with my life but it's not BECAUSE I'm a wife or BECAUSE I'm a mother. It's because I'm talented and smart and a badass at certain things. Motherhood has taught me a lot but I'm unconvinced that I wouldn't be as great as I am today if I never had been a mother. I wish that the role of women in society in general, but specifically in our culture, would change. I don't see how it can though. Not when most of our core beliefs lie in doctrine that supports men in leadership positions, women's role in the home (to bear and rear righteous children) and strictly heterosexual possibilities for families. I admire you so much and respect the choices you've made for your happy, successful life.

bex said...

bravo. <3

Sheryle said...

well said, katie!! xx

Stacy Whitman said...

As one of the single women on that thread, all I can say is YES.

Justin Halverson said...

I'm so glad I found your blog. It is amazing. Thank you for putting out some of the best writing anywhere on any topic. Keep it up, please!

Logan said...

Love this! Especially since I found it by reading some pathetic slog blog citing it in his backwoods view, and knew if he hated it, it must be great. It's a lovely, confident and encouraging post!

Beth S Young said...

Thank you for this, you have tremendous wisdom. My husband and I are both adult converts and totally bought into the Plan. It makes so much sense! However, the Real Plan isn't One Size Fits All. We had years of infertility issues during which many well-meaning people would inquire about intensely personal things, which were none of their business. Then they'd reassure me that I still had value. Like, Wow, they were my judge, jury, pat-me-on-the-head helper. After really getting it through my head that life was simply going to be different for us than for others' families, I took stock and, just as this blog outlines, CHOSE to create a lovely, fun, interesting life. I knew my value would lie elsewhere and I was totally fine with that. I learned to physically turn away from anyone who inquired about us having kids and ignore them. Doing that was empowering. What do you know! I didn't have to explain anything to anyone! Big grown-up me could be in charge of who knew what about our lives. After a couple of years (and some medical magic circa 1982) I did get pregnant. As soon as he was about two, people started asking, "When are you planning on having another?". Criminy!

Ms. White said...

"Who you are, and what you can contribute to the world is unaffected by your marital status." I agree with you 100%. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

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